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Caption This on the Mike Rosen Show Today.
John Larson (D-CT): Elitist Moron
Green Energy Stupidity Coming To Colorado Thanks To Progressive Democrats And Weak Governor
I Really Despise Big Government Politicians – Republican AND Democrat
I Have Nothing To Hide – Said The Citizen As He Was Charged With A Felony
“My office, noon and this time don’t bring your dentures.”
“Wow, I really can see out the other ear! You officially pass the final test to be on the white house executive committee..”
Is this what Mike Tyson did?
Honey, my ears aren’t the only thing that’s big !!
Oops! Are we n Floridia? Hugging policy is only for kids?
“I vaunt to trink your blood! I’ve sucked everyone else in the country dry so it’s just you and me, Sweet Cheeks.”
It’s ok to speak now, Brownie just stepped out to the bathroom
Oh Mr President!
“Your Lewinski dress for Halloween was amazing… Make sure you wash it twice.”
What’s that perfume your wearing? Its called socialism
“I vant to suck your blood, er, I mean embalming fluid.”
I go crazy everytime you put your tongue in my ear. You realize we’re both going to be out of work soon.
“What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s really all about?”
Keeping up with the “Cain”
AAAHhhhhh!!! physical contact!! Hmmm, can I litigate this? World domination is one step closer! If only it was Herman Cain!
Don’t smile like that! They’ll know that I don’t have my teleprompter!
“mmmm…is that new car smell you have on”
“Nancy, what is that perfume?’
“Barry, it’s my own creation, ‘UNBRIDLED IGNORANCE’.”
Did you hear the joke about the community activist who was elected president?
You feel how smooth that shave is? And I guess Gilette is practically GIVING these razors away!
“Nancy, are you sure you wanted a waiver from Obamacare?”
I gotta know, Nancy… How many Ps in “incompetent”?
You wouldn’t believe how big my stimulus package is!
Good one Kel!
What happened to your ear?
It’s behind my head now!
Oh, Mr. President, now I understand Obamacare!
Oh wow! You’ve had so many face lifts your ear has moved all the way to the back of your head.
I love it when you check to see if I’m going commando…..
Do you like my jobs package?
I sure would like to give everybody looking the finger but…………………………………
Why didn’t you tell me approval ratings were so important for us to stay employed?
President Obama’s latest stimulus package appears to be effective
Smile if you recently had a facelift.
“Easy, there Barry. 500 million Americans are watching.”
“It’s ok, Nance,…I’ve got your face hooked back into place.”
Look at us.. a witch and crooked politician and it isn’t even Halloween anymore.
You know…. you can still get a refund on that costume.
So that’s what Botox smells like!
Non-Unions ARE The Axis of Evil, BABY
Yeah Nancy, that wa a great idea to just put a zipper back there for future face adjustments…..I think I can count that as another saved job!
Do you think we can screw them out of another 4 years?
I hear you want to rescind that confidentiality agreement you signed regarding the private meeting we had in the oval office.
How does a bill become a law again?
Can we phone a friend?
¡Sí, se puede!
Realy? We have to pass it to find out what is in it?
“Mine’s Bigger than Cain’s”
Pass the bill Honey, or I will campaign in your district.
“Non-Unions ARE The Axis of Evil, Baby”
“You are smarter than me. So I must suck out what little gray mater there is”
Really? We have to pass it to find our what is in it?
Call you spell United Football League bailout?
Can you believe we still have a shot at winning the 2012 election? How stupid are these people?
I left my transperancy in San Francisco!
Don’t worry, baby, Harry Reid won’t be home for another twenty minutes
Got a light? Michelle is making me eat tofu salad for dinner again tonight.
Don’t worry Nancy we got them right where we want them
In this pre-op picture, we can see the socialist tumor the President must have removed before the 2012 campaign season begins.
Um. Did you forget your deodorant today?
Right Now!
HELLO…..Hello……..hello …….ECHO…..Echo…….echo…..
Not now “O” hes taking our picture!!!
Whisper from Polosi: Funny…this feels just like kissing your ass.
‘Nanc’…..i just have to get the name of your stylist/color specialist!
Summit Entertainment Announces New Cast Line-Up for Twilight 5: Midnight In America
Okay, i will have Biden standing at the corner of K Street and Pennsylvania Ave at 3am tomorrow morning – please please tell me that you can ‘get er done’!
Ooooh Obama, not here!!!
Oh Hussein! Stick it in!
Why don’t we go back to my office, put on some Barry White, you slip into some tight leather, we will melt some milk chocolate, bath in it, then roll in some chopped nuts….after that we can do the Monica Luwinski!
Nancy you really need to let me give you the name of the gal that waxes my uppper lip and legs.
Superglue!! I thought you said you only used Botox!
Oh Hussein! What a nice wet one!
Pass the healthcare plan and your next facelift is on us.
Hey! sweet Nancy P. how do you like my “shovel ready jobs package”???
Mr.President, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Nancy why are they singing “welcome back carter”
CU Buffs may get a win tonight……..
Pelosi: their odds are as good as yours
Princess Pelosi: “Help me, Obama-Wan. You’re my only hope!”
You know, my Mexican marriage license expires soon.
“Come on baby, just go with it. It’s only a two year marriage license. It can’t go any worse than my presidency.”
Mr. President, what is your hand doing in MY pocket?
We could always start selling stuff on eBay.
jobs bill be damned, get your tongue out of my ear.
I admit my jobs bill was full of B.S. but tell Joe to stop oinking and moooing every time i say “shovel ready”!
How about that sweet Nancy!!!! Sarah Palin has asked me to show my “Cahonies”!!!!
OH Nancy, ” i swear i voted for you to be on the super committee”,
Oh Nancy, you do know I’m half white…
Yes, I am happy to see you and this is a roll of ‘change’ in my pocket.
What are we telling them TODAY?
“Hey Babe, how about you, me, and a two-year marriage license from Mexico?”
You know what I’D like to occupy tonight?
Whooly Smokes! Biden just farted
(I hope my base really appreciates me pretending to like her.)
MMmmmmmm Nancy! You smell delightfully revolutionary with the rank of Occupy Wall Street dirty hippie!
See, I told you, two heads are worse than one.
Just tell them that unemployment would have been 15%!
Oh! Brack; let’s join the “mile-hi club” on Air Force 1!
Mr Obama….Thats NOT where I told you to kiss me.
Would you like to see my new “stimulus” package?
Only one more year and I am OUT OF HERE
Want a taxi ride back to my hotel?
From the 1985 movie Cocoon…
“Whoa, that’ll make your ol’ ball sack shrivel up.”
Nancy:Tell me that joke again! You know the one about the Socialistic healthcare society that you are turning us into!
Barak: If you’re an American when you go in to a bathroom, and you’re an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?
……………..European!
in your dreams
“To the left, Mr. President, more to the left.”
good
This is worse than anythiing I’ve ever expierenced in San Francisco
OH Bama!!! You kiss like Tebow plays. Mm Mm Good!
I just though of a new job we can create.
SuperGlue really DOES work!
“Oh what a feeling…we’ll be dancing on the ‘Debt Ceiling’.”
“Barry, is that your hand on my ass?”
“Barry! Is that a tax hike in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”