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Here’s the picture for Friday’s Caption This Contest. I’m giving away a pair of tickets to Sunday’s Bronco’s/Bears game in Denver. And, considering we’re getting into the holidays, today’s picture is a little different, requiring some creative thinking on your part. So, either here or over on the KOA Facebook page, leave your best captions and we’ll announce the winner at 11:36 a.m.
Friday’s Caption Contest
Friday’s Caption Contest
Friday’s Caption This Contest
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NO FOZZIE!! DON’T FOLLOW OBAMA OVER THE CLIFF!!
At least this is a puppet government that has a direction!
Time to go shopping for some people for Christmas!
I’ve heard of a nanny state but this is ridiculous.
Don’t pass the rest stop!!!!!!!!
We off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of D.C. Because, because because, because, because: the wonderful pipeline that OBama seeks to veto.
So, ACORN has you guys going to vote in other states too?
Over the river and through the woods,
to school for free lunch we go.
And after the feed, we remount our steed,
and return to wall street to for more.
Time 9:06AM-
“Crap, it’s Brown again…”
Who farted?
We drove all the way to Osawatomie for THAT?!
Congress finally gets to go on Christmas vacation!
I see it, I see it! It’ll be OK. If I keep the pedal to the metal we’ll jump the ditch.
Are you sure Ms. Piggy said to deliver these guns to Mexico?
Whee! Occupy Mile-High, here we come!
I thought we maybe we could swing by the hospital and viisit Mike Rosen. Who better than us can get him up to speed on current events?!
Kermit: Ya know… I’d feel a lot better if Fozzie could reach the pedals!
Gonzo: We. Are. Going. To. Die.
How come we have to drive to Chicago to pick up Miss Piggy/
“Kermit, are you sure about the requirements for being elected to a puppet government?”
With both thumbs sticking straight up Fonzie Bear prepares to “Jump the Shark”, “Heeeeeeeeeey!”
(Thinking to themselves)
Kermit* I shouldn’t have made that Cutler comment….
Fony* I shouldn’t have told Kermit that Tebow is the antichrist….
Gonzo* yummmmmm, chicken……
As Fozzie and Kermit argue with the chicken about the age old question of what came first…Gonzo suddenly realizes his age old question is much more severe and immediate…”was that one wet or dry?”
NO YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE SONG TO “FOZZIE THE RED NOSED BEAR”.
I told you guys we should have been listening to Rosen and Brown not the Main Street media propaganda. Look at us , we have been turned into cartoon characters with skulls full of mush on the road to nowhere!
Obama can’t make us comeback to pass that bill if we are in Canada!!!! Can he Pelosi?
Are you sure we’ll get into the Broncos’ game for free wearing these costumes?
Obama’s policy Czars head back to the white house on Christmas day.
KERMIT SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE THAT TELEPROMPTER SO OFTEN
THERE IS NO WAY WE ALL SLEPT WITH NEWT GINGRICH!
No, that is another gas station. Keep your eyes open. We need a recharging station.
You know, Kermit, when you see whats going on with America, our puppetteers aren’t so bad.
Michelle, where’s your mom, I thought she was with us is she sitting on the lawn chair on the roof?
Kermit: Hey guys, we’re all Socialists now!
Do you think our disguises will get us over the border to California?
The newest slate of Republican presidential hopefuls head off to see the Trumpster.
Ok gang, we’ve gone 40 miles. It’s time to recharge.
The Clear Channel executives decide to carpool to the KOA Christmas Party.
More GOP hopefuls head to the Iowa Caucuses
Kermit, Please convince Fozzie that I can’t just go to the hospital today like Rosen did. I have “Obama-Care” and I can’t get in for another two months!
The latest slate of republican presidential hopefuls head for the ION debate with Donald Trump.
Inspired by the charity of the Christmas season, Ron Paul, John Hunstman, Michelle Bachman and Mitt Romney experience a change of heart and roadtrip it up to Iowa for the Trump debate.
The awkward moment when they all realized where Jerry Sandusky tickled Elmo.
I hope we make it to the White House with the rest of the Cabinet for the tree lighting.
Okay Kermit, we followed Miss Piggy and Mayor Hancock to this seedy motel. Now what?
Kermit, are you sure that was Janet Napolitano giving us pat downs?
LOOK!!! It’s Miss Piggy, Kissing Santa Claus under the Miseltoe…Wait, it’s not Santa. IT’S Herman Cain !!!
Hey Jay. Is this the same disguise you wore when you left Denver?
Kermit: Why am I the only one who has faith in Tim Tebow?
After attending another Denver Council meeting the gang decides to occupy the Argonaut for relief. Wocka, wocka, wocka!
Being forced into the top tax bracket, the Muppets have finally had enough and relocate to Canada
“Dad, is it true that here in Illinois the Governor makes our license plates?”
Hey Kermit…, pass me more Kool Aid….
Kermit: “Hey Fozzie, I think we should trade this gas guzzler in on a Volt.”
Fozzie: “No way Kermit! We’d have to soak ourselves in flame retardant.”
Kermit: “It’s not easy being green.”
CAPTION:
KERMIT – SINCE WE’RE DRIVING THROUGH DENVER, WE SHOULD MAKE A PIT STOP AND SEE MISS PIGGY AT DENVER PLAYERS.
FOZZIE – KERMIT. SHE HAD TO CHANGE THE BUSINESS TO THE SUGAR HOUSE.
GONZO – DUDE….MAYBE WE WILL SEE THE MAYOR AND I CAN GET MY BATH ROBE BACK.
Out of gas…now what? None of us are wearing any pance!
Chicago fans driving home after observing Tebow & the Broncos knock the stuffing out of the Bears
Carpooling without Mike Rosen is soooooo boring.
Driving While Naked isn’t just illegal, it’s wrong.
Fozzie: So Kermit, explain this Cash For Clunkers thing again…
Kermit: Never mind that. When we’re done you’ll all be as green as me.
Ike was said to be “The Captain of the Great Ship of State”. How are Obama, Biden and Reed viewed?
“Take the next Left and the ‘Land of Misfit Toys’ will be the only Castle on the Right! And, NO! It’s not the same as the Democratic National Party Headquaters!”
We knew the Broncos would make it to the Playoffs!
I’ve been green all my life, Fozzy relieves himself in the woods, and Gonzo’s political intellect rivals Obama’s…those occupy Denver people are gonna LOVE us!
Heard from Gonzo in the back seat;
“In these tough times, we all thought it was a good idea to invite you for Christmas dinner.”
That budget stuff is hard!! Are you sure a trillion is less than a million.
The Hangover III
Celebrities head to the Occupy Sesame Street rally.
Ahhh… Free wheel’in puppets, aren’t we all.
Obamas economic advisory team, “Step on it!! we’re late again you know he can’t make a desicision without us”
We know the Broncos are going to massacre the Bears today!
Kermit: Boy, Fozzie…this new Chevy Volt sure is roomy.
Fozzie: Yep, we’re saving the planet too!
Gonzo: Anyone smell that? Is something burning???
All: AHHHHHHHH!
“Kermit, are you sure about the applicant requirements for a George Soros puppet government?
Hey Kermit, what will the media criticize Tebow about after he wins a super bowl?
Brian Urlacher (driving), Jay Cutler, Chris Tillman and Matt Forte miss the Bear’s team bus so decide to drive together to the Bronco’s game.
‘Da Bears don’t stand a chance against our Broncos today!
“Oh great. Another Friday morning without Mike Rosen.”
As they pass the Occupy Denver protestors, Kermit says under his breath slowly “Just smile and pretend like you don’t see them……”
Christmas card to the American people from the Obama administration.
“We’ve decided to move the puppets out a year early. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!”
BRONCOS RULE, Bears DROOL! !!
The crack MSNBC news team rushes to cover another President Obama speech.
Someone check if we have enough beer for the game!
As soon as we get off air at noon, we’re going to the KOA Christmas party.
Hi Ho Kermit! It was good to hear Mr. Hold Button in reverse. That was a close call. Hope there is smooth sailing from here on out.
(from left to right: Obama (Kermit), Harry Reid (Gonzo), Nancy Pelosi (Chicken), Eric Holder (Fonzie))
Reid (Gonzo): “Are you sure you know where you’re going? We’re driving so fast and furious we can’t tell which direction the wind is blowing anymore!”
The Broncos? Can you say SUPERBOWL?
A Progressive’s wet dream…….a car-pool…. with multi-cultural, racially diverse, sustainable and renewable, socially tollerant and accepting group of recycleable characters…….but are they driving a hybrid?
How come us Czars don’t get to ride in the bus with Barry?
Birds of a Big Government feather flock together– and look out for each other. A George Soros Loaner mobile?
Awkward silence after the group discovers Miss Piggy is not a “miss” after all
Gonzo: “Hey, guys. Who was supposed to INSTALL THE WIPERS?!”
Kermit: “What? You think I’m a 1%’er? I can’t afford them!”
Our boy Tebow will pull out another win today!
Da Bears head home from their encounter with the Broncos on Sunday. Sorry, Caleb, Lovie took the Jet.
Kirmet: Drive safely as long as we get there by the 4th quarter we won’t miss Tebow’s comeback !
“Fozzie, you can’t be serious you’re surprised Bert and Ernie lobbied for the repeal of the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy?”
Puppet?!? Who you callin’ a puppet? No one else thinks or speaks for me. I’m a Liberal Democrat.
The gang on their way to the Muppet Puppet Summit
why is everyone trying to be green? Doesn’t anyone listen? “It ain’t easy being green”.
“I admit I never thought to tell Cookie monster there wouldn’t really be cookies at a Tea Party”.
why are’nt we moving fozzie. its an all electric car and forgot to plug it in.
better call xcel energy
Let’s find Jay Cutler’s thumb, so Von Miller can show him…
Wee go Broncos!
Harry Reid needs his teleprompter
I can’t wait to see Barry Obama at our Harvard Class Reunion, I think we are the only one’s who remember him!
The bacon commercial caused an awkward silence that Kermit deeply resented.
Let’s get the hell out of here!!! ” Whose bright idea was it to go Tebowing at The Civic Center ?? “I guess he isn’t one of the 99 percenters, wow how intolerant.”
Hey Fozzie. It IS easy being GREEN! Even in a RED state like Colorado! Thanks Barack!
I thought you weren’t supposed to drive bearfoot.
Kermit deeply resented the awkward silence that followed the bacon commercial.
GONZO: Thanks for inviting us to tailgate with you. I see you’ve got the grill and the beer, but you didn’t bring anything to put on the grill…. Oh, No, Nooooo!
Congratulations to Steve Collins < http://www.facebook.com/SouthParkSteve> over on Facebook, KOA’s winner today of the tickets for this entry: The most economically literate and experienced members of Obama’s advisory team head back to the White House……..
I know how you fell Michelle, but you know how they are, Since Harry and Nancy got Obamacare pushed through, Harry thinks he should always drive and Nancy thinks she should be allowed to ride shotgun.