Former Under Secretary of Homeland Security, Author of “Deadly Indifference”, National Security Blog Expert - The National Journal, Political Blogger - The Daily Caller, Radio Talk Show Host - "The Michael Brown Show", Founder & Chairman - Apoklayyis, Inc.
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Here is today’s Caption This contest. I’ll be on air from 9-12 today on KOA and we’ll announce the winner at 11:45 a.m. So, either here or over on Facebook drop us your best caption for this photograph, taken at the Occupy Los Angeles camp earlier:
The winner of today’s Caption This contest receives an autographed copy of my book, Deadly Indifference.
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You can’t arrest me, I’m Captain of the Flying Monkeys!
I’m a loser baby so why don’t ya kill me!
What? This isn’t the set for road warriers 2
Yes you can touch my junk.
Don’t you hate it when you are the first one to fall asleep at a slumber party!
New World Model Victor “omg” Hairyhand, last seen in LA doing push-ups. Officer please put my sunglassed back up, my parents are going to know where I am. You too can have this hair, just take tosh o’s. , advice, nan, nan, boo, boo, stick your head in doo, doo.
Thanks KOA you all are great,
-Kimball
“Police brutality did this. An hour ago, I was a beautiful princess.”
All we want is what’s beyond Thunderdome!
FROM ONE NINETY TO ANOTHER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT ORDER?
And YES, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
You dumb cop! Don’t you know a Lucha Libre when you see one?
Honestly, it was just a few margaritas. How I got here I haven’t a clue. I would have preferred a Mexican Cutie…
“No worries, my bail bondsman will be there with a check for my bailout, which came from the stimulas plan.”
I am not a Marxist! I am a Native American looking to get my fair share from a wall street fat cat who is paying his fair share!!!!!
Wait!…can I treat my makeup, hair styling, and Occupy camping expenses as job-related tax deductions this year?
I am the 99%!
Between gigs, a member of Lady Gaga’s stage show is arrested for frightening the anarchists.
Face it man! I’m smarter than you and I deserve everything I can get!
Wait, this isn’t the KISS concert!?
I’m just frustrated because nobody will offer me $100K+ job based on my individuality.
My balls itch.
What! I thought this was a Kiss audition.
My Union boss is NOT paying me enough!! Oh well, beats work.
Barney Frank is behind this!
Wow, this transformation to Darth Vader is not going as well as I thought it would!!
But, but officer, I didn’t burp that loud.
“Your’re telling me Burning Man was over 3 months ago?”
Frank / Palosie love child found.
Of course mom is proud of me,…..she did my hair. My other mom did my makeup.
“In 20 years my kids will be so proud how I STOOD UP TO DA MAN!”
How to be a liberal in California.
The REAL reason why Hannibal Lecter, Lady Gaga, and the “Hamburger Helper Hand” should never, ever have a threesome.
Boys and girls, If you read Brownie’s book ” Deadly Indifference” , It will help guide you from being like me.
WINNING!!!!
THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
I seemed to have made a wrong turn. Can you give me directions to the WWE SmackDown event. I’m scheduled for a bout and need to occupy the ring in 30 minutes.
You can’t treat me like this! Don’t you know who I am!? My father was Under Secretary of Homeland Security!!!
Smartass!
Sorry, Michael. But I hope it brought a w.istful smile to your face.
I can’t believe you’re arresting ME! I am part of the 99% and I DESERVE to be rich and I can’t even get a job delivering the LA Times!
I was told even I could get laid here…..what you mean I have to leave…but…
Sniffle, sniffle, I WANT MY MOMMIE!
Honestly officer I was on my way to a Raiders game!
Cannibalism is perfectly healthy as long as you watch your portion sizes.
Don’t taze me, bro!
Cops arrest Lothar the Lethal for violently protesting the discrepency between Wall St. CEO’s and doormen at S&M clubs.
Drat! That should read “discrepency in pay”.
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt…too SEXY, it hurts!”
The fashion police are in full swing this time of year.
“I don’t wanna leave thunderdome!!”
What are you doing? I thought I was at the Micheal Brown book signing!
“You think I’ll make it out of jail in time to teach my Monday Economics 101 class?”
Don’t taze me bro…
ok, well maybe I only represent 98%
Dag nab it, back to Gilligan’s island, again.
When a Raiders fan goes from bad to worse….
But I rode in on one of Michael Brown’s Arabians!
Bad, bad, bad….never owned one, never trained one, never showed one!
Police arrest perp after dusting for prints!!!
“Apastafarian Minister Mr. Needsaclue regrets that he will not make it to Friday nights instant noodle and beer pong revival.” (look up Apastafarian, it’s funny)
Son, I have great news for you: Not only could you be the next Lady Gaga if you ever make it out of jail, but also your new roommates are going to really really really like you. Feel the love, dude.
Physically I may be part of the 99% but intellectually I’m sure I score much higher…
I thought Randi Rhodes lived in Florida?
“Yes, I’m here to see Mr. Gene Simmons…I’m the new “Tambourine Player” in KISS”
Apastafarian Minister Mr. Needsaclue regrets that he will not make it to Friday night’s instant noodle and beer pong revival. (Look up Apastafarian, it’s funny)
My girlfriend is a chimney sweep and she can’t keep her hands off of me, for obvious reasons.
“Officer, this is embarrassing, but I seem to have left my Manlier in the tent.
Manzier.
I am the anti-Tebow!!!!
Can’t a guy have ONE beer?!
Protester Under the Influence of Peace Pipe Gets Arrested for Violence and Secures Reservation in Jail. Becomes Sitting Bull.
…”but I have the full support of the democrats in Washington!”
“Take your stinking paws off me…you damn dirty ape!”
Hi. I’m jobless and looking for some dignity…do you know of any non-profits I can volunteer for?
During a serious cocaine binge, Mel Gibson is arrested during an attempt to “Return to the Thunder-Dome.”
forget restless, The natives are getting arrested.
Proof that Obama is behind OWS – “We can see his fingerprints”
Sorry guys. I’m gonna hafta throw someone under the bus again. This Volt is outta juice. It’s not easy being green!
You can’t arrest me…I have to teach my class at Berkeley!
Hey, I’m not one of those Occupy Nuts, I’m a Raiders Fan.
Dude, where is my manzier!
caption for picture: T S A will go after just anybody!
“Hey…What happened to my manzier?”
Guess every president needs a few elve’s to make themselves appear bigger and better. Its called diversion, a sort of magical trick.