It’s Friday Night In The Big Town on the Michael Brown Show. That means another Caption This contest. Just to show that I’m bipartisan when it comes to this contest, tonight’s photo features Senator John McCain and Governor Mitt Romney. Your best caption wins a pair of tickets to the Bronco’s playoff game with the Pittsburgh Pirates this Sunday. So have fun, give us your best shot, and may the best caption win! We’ll announce the winner at 9:36 p.m. and you must call Dominic at 303-713-8158 before 10:00 p.m. to claim the tickets. WooHoo!
Leave your best caption as a comment and may the best most smart aleck caption win. Enjoy the football game Sunday!
McCain is thinking “WTF”
Bubble on Mc Cain says: I can’t believe I’m forced to endorse this dolt and he has actually has a chance to WIN!!!
Damn! This guy thinks just like me! He’ll be elected in a landslide! Oh, wait…
“You’re STILL DANGEROUS! But you can be my wingman anytime, Iceman.”
When reality impinges on proper politics.
I want my…I want my…I want my endorsee
It should have..it should have…it should have been me!
McCain: I duno why he won’t let me be VP
Oooohhhh, He one upped me! I hope no one sees my angry face.
Did I really endorse this guy?
Romney looks like he’s had more margaritas than Michael Brown has had tonight!
I warned you, Mitt–You sound to much like me
1. No Mitt, that’s not the way it works, I tried that.
2. OK, but with my endorsement, you’ll have the same trainwreck.
“Look at that hair. . .It’s just not fair!”
Mr. Perfect…If he “Tebows” I’m gonna punch him.
The fool doesn’t realize my endorsement is the kiss of death…. Which is probably why he was the only one to let me endorse them.
McCain: ‘All the America the Beautiful references are quite flattering, but do I really have to attend a Church Of Latter Day Saint’s service with him this Sunday? I really wanted to watch the Broncos beat the Steelers…’
And now I yield to the honorable mayor of Munchkin Land….
I’m seeing red, Mitt. Red, I tell ya! Got any more of that Johnny Walker?
“For God’s sakes, Mitt. Call a timeout. The clock has almost expired.”
“He didn’t even ask me to pull his finger………”
GREAT BEFORE and AFTER photo.
BEFORE serving in the white house on right.
AFTER serving in the white house on the left.
Hey,Mitt–”Let’s start Tebowing to a conservative victory!”
I think he waffles more and better then I do! You…
“For Christ’s sake, Mitt. Call a timeout. Oh, wait. Wrong guy.”
Scratch & Sniff Photo: Baloney and Waffles.
The GOP is really reaching out for the youth vote this year. It began when they created a twitter account. Now they have scrapped the traditional debate format and replaced it with Grand Ole Rap Battles.
I just heard that Sarah Palin is entering the race forpresident and that she has asked Newt Gingrick to be her running mate. Their campain slogan is going to be cute and Newt.
That’s right…keep talking, but remember…don’t let ‘em look behind the curtain. That’s what got me back in OZ! (Dang that Toto!!!)
McCain- “If only I had a magnificent head of hair like that manly Mitt man.”
Now that I’ve endorsed him, he had better not upstage me like Sarah!
“Wrap it up, I have to squeeze one off”
The evil genius thinks to himself (to say politician is redundant): First I endorse him for president, then he nominates me as VP, and when we get into the White House, we go for a little “bird” hunting, wha ha ha ha
I’m smart enough
I’m good enough
and darnet people like me.
Here’s a tip…..put a little thought into your choice of running mate.
The republicans used to like me best. Or was it Sarah they liked. Nobody likes me anymore.
Time out here…I never said I wanted to be his friend!
“Man, I said the same things four years ago. So how come it’s working this time? Must be the hair.”
Why won’t Tebow talk to me?
Hey did you get Tebow on the phone yet?
I think you are just a moron……no I’m a Morman!
Keep talking, I’ll stick my Texas boot right up you Mass beltway.
“Payback’s a bitch Mitt, I endorse you.”
Mitts Withdrawal Speech. I hereby renounce my previous positions on abortion, gay rights and my vow to stay in the race McCain… Needs work.
Hey Mitt, next time I wave to you I will be sure to use all my fingers.
Showoff! So you know the words to “America the Beautiful”, but can you belt out “I’m Sexy and I Know It” along with the ‘Wiggle Dance’ moves?
1. Yo yo yo! Will the real conservative please stand up…please stand up!?
2. Moderate? Who are they calling moderate?! I’m totally a conservative gangsta!
3. Thanks a million, John! I REALLY mean that. Cash or check?
Mitt, you just violated 17 laws from McCain-Feingold!!
C’mon John, is that your best Patton impression?? You look more like the little general.
“So far, so good, Mitt…… you have yet to say one unkind thing about President Obama.
Take it from me, that’s how Presidential elections are won.”
John about Mitt: I don’t remember him looking that big 4 years ago.
Hey John–I bet you I will beat Obama in a landslide victory! How about ten thousand bucks?
I wish this bozo would hurry up with his speech. I really need to go #2
“I bet he has silver dollar nipples”
Hey Mitt, watch and learn–this is how a true conservative republican holds his mic on stage!
And he calls me a “Moderate”………
Those blackmail photos are killing me!
First they make me pick Sara as a running mate, now they make me endorse this RINO.
Why did I pick Sarah Palin as a running mate? I should be up there…….
“McCain Care” just wouldn’t have had the same ring!
Boy, I could really use some DRANO right about now!
I can’t believe I have to get on “Meet the Press” and explain why I am endorsing this idiot.
Come on Mitt…a promise is a promise..I’m not leaving til you say you want me to be your VP.
Told you your security plan sucks…I got in and you’ll never get me out!
The conservative kiss of death.
Master Yoda. May the tea force be with me!
And this idiot says I am “in the running for VP” with that fat loser Chris Christy
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
$10,000 in his pocket and he won’t even buy lunch!