Well, it’s Friday night again. In Denver the malls are closed down, all of the restaurants near the studio are shut down, so the show will be broadcast from an undisclosed location in order to make certain we’re appropriately inebriated for the usual Friday night intellectual discussions. You may recall earlier this week all of the hoopla over Donald Trump’s staging of his endorsement of a GOP presidential candidate. Rumors flew far and wide. Would it be Gingrich? Would it be Romney? The Donald, ever the showman, was able to milk it for a day or so before getting Mitt Romney to genuflect before the golden combover. That must have really pissed off Newt, who was already in a foul mood considering his unwillingness to even call and congratulate Romney for his Florida victory.
So, to show my bipartisanship (and, frankly, because I’m tired of photos of Obama this week) here is tonight’s photo for the caption contest. The winner will receive two free lift tickets to Ski Loveland. So, get those creative juices flowing and may the best caption win (remember, if you lose, blame the show’s producer, news staff and traffic, because I make them pick).
Congrats to Christina Ward for her caption: ”Wait!!! What??? You just endorsed Romney? Stop the tape! No pictures!!”
Just a minute. Let the Donald speak. Thanks Newt and for the conclusion of this weeks Apprentice; Newt Gingrich, You’re Fired and we’ll be back right after these messages, for a preview of next weeks continuing exciting program.
…no, no, no, let’s get this straight right now.! Calista had nothing to do with Donald’s dis…
Let me be perfectly clear. Donald and I are not in a sexual relationship.
…you put your right hand in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about…
Caption contest:
Talk to the hand, because we’re not listening.
Newt ” No look my hand is clean I didnt help Donalds comb over with something about Mary hair gel” “and further more I am a sore looser.” Trump smerking “Nope I’ve got Mit’s special gel in my mouth right now……swallows.”
No, I don’t care about “THE DONALD’S” endorsement. I am waiting on Steve Smiths!
Sorry guys, no comment….. Trump and I were just sharing a few private laughs while comparing notes over our former marriages.
You did a fabulous job on the Donald’s hair, but they loved this hair in South Carolina.